micah

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2011-06-22T02:31:00.000+08:00

妖, 屌 !

Beep.

2011-03-20T14:48:00.001+08:00

Currently working my ass for the final project.

Leave down your message after the beep.

Karma.

2010-12-06T02:32:00.001+08:00

What goes around, comes around.
So, YEAH.

Think.

2010-11-17T12:53:00.000+08:00

If you think you know me, think again.

Impaired.

2010-10-19T06:41:00.002+08:00

A day that brought me the sanity impaired.

You're not the exception, dream's on budak.
not in a million year's :D

Buta.

2010-10-16T16:34:00.002+08:00

Buta ke ku ni ?

I believe and I admit that my eye sight had some problems in the past few months.
laugh my fucking ass off. kan ku ni padan muka.

I confess that, can you please just go and die. Kau ni just tolong lah saje.

Blush.

2010-10-12T04:19:00.001+08:00

Once ku ni nampak muka kau,
I'll punch you on your face and run.

I'm so goodnya. Jibong.

Knock.

2010-10-04T21:14:00.002+08:00

面係人地卑既, 架係自己丟.
diu, who the fuck you think you are?

Imperfection.

2010-10-03T02:30:00.004+08:00

Sometimes, A little imperfection, make your life's perfect.
Believe, your own belief.
Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing.

Failure,
isn't falling down but you refuse to get up.

Note it down.

Opps.

2010-09-27T02:53:00.000+08:00

Once again, I failed.
burp.

Fickle.

2010-09-24T01:46:00.010+08:00

My blog was so dead, and I probably don't really remember when was the last time I signed in to my blog.
*Although that was a date and time stated over there. tsk kao.
I don't really get into the second semester,lately. and I'm just chilling having my life decadent instead of doing my work.
I don't know how many decade that I'm mumbling to get myself a life to draw.
Life doesn't give a shit to you plan, and my plan doesn't work out as well.

A fickle heart is the constant of this world.
Send my regards and wish me all the best in this semester.

*knock knock.
and who the hell are you.

N ~

2010-08-11T20:44:00.002+08:00

For the fucking god's sake, I'm just that hate you.
Please don't wrote those crap anymore, get yourself a bloody life.
bloody mother fucker !

Boredom ~

2010-07-19T03:52:00.005+08:00

Okay, I knew I didn't make any long post recently,
I'm fine with everything, and I did start enjoying it.
It was so awkward that I said this kind of things out, so what.
I don't give a fucking damn, whatever XD

IELTS was really killing me not softly but kao kao,
leii lou mou chou haii ~
I shaved my hair again, but that was a matter that pasted few weeks, lmfao.
I don't really remember, I don't know why am I saying this although no one was reading my blog, fuck my life some-more fuck maii the world :D

I don't need any concern, pretend what you really care wasn't work at all.
I'm just so damn fucking pissed off with every fucking tiny little single things you done.
Thinking that you are the one I'm fucking right now, nahh..
forget bout it, I'm just simply and cin caii venting around.
Blame me lah, I don't give a shit juga weii :D

Peace and off.

Triton ~

2010-07-18T23:01:00.002+08:00

I'm just that fucking good, like you care ?

Kao beii kao bu :D
None of your concerns, GTFO ~

Brick ~

2010-07-12T22:22:00.003+08:00

Satu set of grilled cibaii Paul,
although it already ends,
I swear to the god that I will fuck 7 Spain in the next four years..

Iniesta yak xi please, amg gong kaki,
Leii lou mou arr.

冚家鏟 ~

2010-07-06T04:46:00.001+08:00

E 你老母 ~

Scapes ~

2010-06-28T03:01:00.004+08:00

Urban Scapiies,
A day that seriously brought us to a fimba high level.

Strictly no sugar for sheep, it's definitely unnecessary to do that..

12 figure studies and color campur relationship,
I didn't do it but just watched Spongebob and Tom & Jerry for the whole day.
Hell fucking yeah, someone please just stab me with a knife,
and that will be a new Spongebob series in this coming July, note down peeps :D

Day ~

2010-06-21T00:50:00.001+08:00

I rather draw myself a portrait,
but not the IELTS essay ~

Salutes ~

2010-06-19T02:11:00.002+08:00

BRAVO !

Turbo On jor ~

Kiss It, Bitch ~

2010-06-18T02:32:00.003+08:00

Tuan-tuan dan Puan-puan,
sit tight with your cacat ass..

I'm gonna launch the Owl Blaster :D

Sugar ~

2010-06-16T04:17:00.004+08:00

The another definition's of assignment was a another way to train your mind,
I'm already bloody strong with it :D

Wish me luck for the Owl Blaster ~

囖 ~

2010-06-14T01:40:00.003+08:00

我接受到囖 :D
幹你啊普 ~

Moby ~

2010-06-12T03:34:00.001+08:00

Moby my dick please xD
laugh my fucking ass off.

B ~

2010-06-03T20:16:00.007+08:00

The consequences that has been showed up wasn't those figure you had told me before,
but lucky that you at least got a better feelings, any influences for that?
Is fortunate that getting distract is not in the menu,
I am an alien, check or question me.

No doubt, you really are a Bee.

Seduce, who the bloody hell are you?
Or do you really know me or Do I know you?

FYL, tsk tsk ..

Weirdo ~

2010-06-03T00:50:00.002+08:00

An assumption of Micah : I am a weirdo :D

Terima kasih ~

BMF ~

2010-06-02T02:27:00.007+08:00

Those assignment were like some kind of strength that really motivated me to super imba high level, pissing and forcing me to commit suicide..
Shade with the cross way just like a crazy bmf,
it's not really satisfied in the satisfaction level that has been drawn up.

Time to adapt, peace..
June, delight me please ~

To kao long loh ~

Pencil ~

2010-05-24T23:07:00.001+08:00

Dua ideal proportion,
Satu live figure drawing,
Dot's and line design,
really craving for another 2B pencil,
bless me, mummy :D

Lisa ~

2010-05-12T02:12:00.002+08:00

開學不到三天，
生活不再是以往的簿記經濟什麽的，
圍繞著我跟風生的是,
Pengajian malaysia,
Figure study,
Computer design,
Skill study,
Drawing satu,
Design satu,
Finished art ~

生活它過得很不充實，
晚安我的同胞們~

學 ~

2010-05-11T01:42:00.002+08:00

跨屎，
真的是有很夠力久沒動我的部落格，
因爲現今的生活真的過的很充實~

也很開心和謝謝我終于開學了，
特別在意和注重這次的母親節，
可能真的慢慢長大，
所體會到的不再是往年的稚氣，
謝謝媽媽啦~

在自己的房間，
我幹，
那種悶熱的溫度不再是我們這種馬來西亞人能達含的程度，
可能真的會有這麽的一天，
洗澡會是我的愛好~

風生他，
不喜歡收拾房間哦~
總是會用那種很不削的眼神望著我，
謝謝啦，
老哥~

新朋友可能都對我們兩位有很多不同的感想，
你們的好奇就是我們會存在的原因~
感謝同一個花園的朋友們，
謝謝你們的陪伴，
也原諒我們的白痴~

I fly like a butterfly,
sting like a super imba bee ~ :D

鹽 ~

2010-04-03T00:27:00.002+08:00

我幹你娘叻，
也太多了吧 ~

爛趴幾 ~

2010-04-01T23:44:00.003+08:00

我還真的有夠久沒寫中文了，
這一次還真的有點吃力的說，
我幹 ~

今年的愚人節還真有點忙，
過程趕到我都賭爛，
謝謝第三家的阿姨，
對不起也要說一聲，
愚人節快樂 ~

我老闆真操他的，
薪水不多還要我貼錢上班，
你生小孩沒屁股阿你~

Done ~

2010-03-29T00:26:00.005+08:00

Yeah, thanks to everyone that finally, my undang passed lan jor la weii ~
Everything's seems like being so nice to me, happy and joyful =D
I had shaved my hair and get my thing's done.
Is not perfect or what, it was just I finished and done it well ~

And the most happiest things was I finally got my intake letter from The One,
thank you la weii, quite appreciate and happy once my mum told me the letter came.
And thanks for allowing me to postpone my fucking ns la weii ~

Enjoy lepaking with around the Mid-Valley,
please don't simply talked bout me,
I repeat I'm not a gay,
I appreciate and precious my asshole,
my mum gave it me was to shit,
not to get bang by other people's la weii,
and really thank you for the fucking funny rumors ~

Be tough. My Girl xD
Good days ~

Shit ~

2010-03-22T22:44:00.019+08:00

Yes, tuan-tuan dan puan puan,
I knew my blog was so fucking dreadful,
forgive me la weii ~

Things happened in my life was really fucking awful to me,
don't know why I just can't really accept every single little thing,
but I'm still believe that time will really prove everything,
I try my best to manage everything, but sorry I failed to maintain.
Appreciate every single thing especially the moment you had gave,
it will be the precious of mine in this tiny little life, thank you ~

Erm, I think I got quite nice result in my SPM, but not flying color, sorry..
So, I am going to further my study in The One Academy,
having a degrees course of Graphic Design and Communication Art of BA Hons, is kinda excited la weii
And hell yeah, my parent's was a little bit happy with my result, I think.. wink *
Gonna start to prepare everything, I wish I could have a air conditioner inside my room, and
I am going to have and share a room with my brother, Sow Fong Seng,
just please that both of us can have a air conditioner and a heater inside the room.
Now I am waiting for my intake, quite excited and nervous.. Bless me please ~ xD

My shop came a new staff, fucking jibaii bloody father fucker gay ass, named Raegan ~
What the fuck with this name, and he was just keep on complain bout everything,
apa lan jiao with the executive director, brand manager, area control department, human resources,
I'm very impress with all of this kind and stuff although you just only got until form 2 education level..
Walau A, even a 10 years old little girl also won't believe this kind of fucking bull shit and lan jiao crap.

I think my mum properly or probably gonna get me a new phone as my gift?
I been wishing, begging and claiming it for such a long time, my N900 baby, daddy coming to you ~ xD
I want my tattoo juga ~

I speak rude do not meant I'm not educated,
I speak loud do not meant I got no manners..
Fuck dup la weii ~

Gonna have my JPJ undang test tomorrow morning, good luck to me.. wink*
Good night and good days ~ xD

Heart ~

2010-03-10T23:41:00.000+08:00

Password.

Philosophy ~

2010-03-05T00:11:00.004+08:00

Oh hell yeah,
finally I came back for my blog, wink*
My blog look very dead these days ~

Now I'm started to work,
inside a fucking gay shop Philosophy Men.
Working inside was like damn,
fuck those fucking gay fuckers please,
use kayu whack 7 them please.
Looking at those bloody mother fucker hanging around here,
and one of their hand last finger are always pointing without any direction.
Beside that, I wanna say that I'm really fed the fucking up of my fucking brand manager that Lam Pa Zi that he was a gay juga.
And I can see that, they all are really fucking enjoy showing their nipple and the small tiny little lan jiao shape in front me and their own fucking gay partner.

Please don't say " Fuck Me " to my boss,
He will seriously pull off his lan jiao and push you to the changing room and put the lan jiao into your pity little asshole.

I wanted to blog since long time ago,
I wanted to blog bout my happy chinese new year,
blog bout how I spent my first happy valentine with my girl,
and when I feel like wanna blog, my hand and mind was like fucked dup.
I'm just that damn tired nowadays.
but I am glad that I knew a lot of random friends in Mid-Valley.

Lucky me that I found a little secret toilet inside the Mid-Valley,
cause I always like to shit after having my nasi lemak in the morning,
the toilet was fucking clean and they always spray the toilet with a very wangi and refreshing air sanitizer, wink again *
I am that fucking enjoy when I'm shitting inside it,
cause they will play the nice and relax plain music, your mother wont do that when you are shitting and take the radio to play those song beside smelling how bad your shit are.
And I appreciate that the toilet paper inside there was always available,
Yippie, thank god ~

Please come and find me,
I repeat, that I am working inside the Philosophy. Men Mid-Valley.
Bring along anythings that can be eaten by a human beings like me,
Mcdonald please ~ xD
I'll serve you all with my little smile and greetings ~

Good Day.

跨屎 ~

2010-02-08T16:50:00.002+08:00

星期六，
一個不是普通緊張的日子 ~
約了我家的女人，
而且還跟了她的父母用晚餐 ~
這次還真的很夠力跨屎，
我都慌呆了啦 ~

房間綠油油，
微帶一種我女人的味道 ~

阿姨她，
呵呵 ~

最近吃的很兇，
本人正式宣佈，
我他媽的58公斤 ~

我真的要減肥了啦，
拜托誰來説一說我，
好讓我自尊心受到打擊，
那我才會有上進心，
謝謝 ~

我們一起加油吧 ~

P.S :/ Finally I get my job xD You all may find me at Philosophy Men. Mid-Valley ~

One ~

2010-02-01T02:03:00.005+08:00

One month anniversary celebration just held today,
just felt that I am really crazy with every stuffs you done and made.

You were just like a drug of me,
cause I'm just that fucking love you, my DEAR ~ :D

Please keep me fresh,
cause I am juicy la everyone ~ wink*

Toe-May-Toe ?

And send my best regards to all of you in this February,
Good day ~

Darn ~

2010-01-28T22:13:00.007+08:00

That were already many days since I back from Taiwan,
I didn't blog for such a long time is because, I am lazy ~

Proudly thanks to everyone who accompanied and share,
gave me a lovely and wonderful life in this trip to Taiwan.

Life right now was really freaking decadent,
Light off and on.

Promptly feel so depressed after reading the article you posted on that day,
You knew I am that kind of people who thinking things very complex,
every that tiny little words meant a lot of things,
felt so that darn curious what did I done wrong and what were you thinking,
Things I care about you already started to be one of the thing you been worried and yet the
things I been worried about was already freaking you out,
I'm not trying to drive you crazy,
cause you already didn't believe in me since the beginning I told you.

Tell me the truth,
if you feel that you will be more happy after letting you go.
I knew you sure will not going to happy after I wrote this out,
I really need that answer.

I am the bad guys'.
You were just covering and hiding you secret with emphasizing the words of " I'm nothing"
and then the stuff was just that darn cryptic.

I need confident,
I had told you that night,
and please hold me tight if that your will.

Thank you.

我倆 ~

2010-01-17T02:35:00.005+08:00

平凡的一天，
因約了我家不平凡的女人而不平凡 ~

嗯，
除了你我不知道還能有誰 ~

空氣的濕度很好，
額頭的溫度很好，
手掌的長度很好，
肩膀的寬度很好，
因爲只要有她就很好 ~

回想起的當時，
發覺我真的想死你了 ~

晚安 ~

琪 ~

2010-01-13T23:59:00.002+08:00

科學家說，
一個人只要持續的做一個動作21次，
那就會成爲一種它的習慣~

但是我就因爲是你，
不需要21小時我就已經深深被你吸引了，
很多人都會爲了另一半的回報而付出，
但我對我來説你已經是我最足夠的回報~

你的付出並不是理所當然，
也超不希望和不想讓你失望或等待，
但我很抱歉我重復了不止一次，
我知道蝴蝶效應，
相信只要我在這一刻沒能好好的珍惜你，
後果肯定不會是我想要的~

對你我的愛，
肯定是理所當然，
因爲你是我的印度婆~ :D

云頂~

2010-01-09T20:26:00.002+08:00

喲，
從云頂回來，
這次的旅行，
發覺我的屁股那兩塊震震肉，
它不再害羞 ~

屎老兄它繁殖力，
操他媽的強 ~

晚上瘋狂灌酒，
酒店警察叔叔很盡責，
半夜3點多上來敲門，
害我嘔了一砣紅色的椰漿飯 ~

我可是喝醉酒也會記得我女友的名字的，
李琪小姐，
呵呵 ~

中國遊客都以爲馬拉西亞的青少年有問題，
謝謝 ~

晚上輸到褲頭穿不緊，
眼光光到淩晨 ~

整個旅行很好玩，
被人虐待的感覺也很不錯的說，
也很謝謝有一班隊友的沒閙 ~

晚安 ~

沒開學 ~

2010-01-04T01:49:00.002+08:00

循人中學學號零五的同學們，
你們還上課啊?

哎喲，
不好意思呐，
我畢業了囖 ~

最近都很開心，
理由很簡單,
頑皮的她，
超喜歡逗我~

謝謝你們的祝福~

一零年的年頭，
發覺自己其實不忙，
但總是在裝忙~

因爲我每天都在煩惱着早上早餐吃什麽好，
我應該幾點起床，
猶豫着我上午該去哪裏逛好呢什麽的~

對，
沒錯，
我寫這篇部落其實就是爲了爛斯我的朋友們~
畢了業的人很無聊哦,
頓時發覺我人格一點都不欠扁~

還有是祝我的女友，
和全部朋友們，
開學愉快，
和心想事成啦~

你 ~

2010-01-02T21:35:00.004+08:00

我說我很想寫邊文章很久了，
謝謝你給的機會和等待 ~

對我而言，
你的存在真的很重要，
很開心也很抱歉我現在才找到你 ~

很感謝你的體諒，
我知道我並不是什麽好男生，
但就因爲那個是你，
一位會令我奮不顧身的女生 ~

我不能給你很多東西，
也很害怕我未能滿足你所有欲望，
但是我真的會盡力，
為你爭取快樂，
和帶給你幸福 ~

我知道我很挑，
無可否認，
但我說過，
我會吃掉你的蔥 ~

有很多東西我會親口告訴你，
因爲那不是我中文程度能夠書寫出來的，
李琪小姐，
我很喜歡，
也很愛你啊 ~

呵呵 ~

p/s : 拜托不要羡慕我女朋友 ~ xD

謝謝 ~

2009-12-31T01:42:00.003+08:00

謝謝今年裏幫助過我的人，
除了謝謝還是謝謝 ~
對不起，
沒回報的啦 ~

你媽她沒教你哦，
況且我就是這麽的臭屁 ~

很多東西的發生和改變，
也很高興熬過了今年，
很高興我可能長了幾公分，
也很賭爛我不止肥了幾公斤 ~

老套的説法還是，
新的一年，
也想有一個新的開始 ~

老虎年，
新年快樂 ~

按摩器 ~

2009-12-27T22:55:00.002+08:00

怎麽這麽久沒更新呢？
不告訴你 ~
對，
我就是這麽臭屁 ~

我媽她有很厲害，
謝謝她那精彩的故事情節，
我覺得我的髒話有她的遺傳 ~

聖誕節，
去了唱聖歌，
跟表弟兩個人在玩按摩器 ~

當我很認真的時候，
不代表我不能笑,

白目卡~

本來有很多東西想寫，
突然閒沒完 ~

祝,
新年快樂

太陽花 ~

2009-12-08T23:30:00.002+08:00

最近我注意到在我媽她的階級裏，
很流行一種玩具，
就是那種放在太陽底下會隨着太陽能搖擺的花 ~

我媽她還真的有學給我看那個搖擺的姿勢，
就因爲我家媽她的車也有一朵藍色花盆的太陽花，
當那多花搖的越厲害時，
我就會越來越賭爛，
因爲我就坐在那熱到嗨的車裏頭看它搖 ~

操他媽的 ~

今天的溫度很熱，
真心感謝空調發明家 ~

晚安 ~

風生 ~

2009-12-06T23:43:00.004+08:00

打開電腦沒事做，
很白痴的在谷歌打了自己名字，
得到的答案不多，
除了有條水跟我同名同姓以外，
很滿意的找到了去年風生的一片部落格，
還真的蠻開心的 ~

http://winddelife.blogspot.com/2008_11_01_archive.html

我的哥兒，
過年要來我家揮春嗎？

明天考經濟，
自己都沒眼看 ~

晚安 ~

歌頌 ~

2009-12-02T22:10:00.005+08:00

考科學的前夕，
我真的把整本書都讀翻了 ~

咖啡因的副作用很高，
5點46分聼後面家的馬來伯伯唱歌，
不知道他今天發生什麽事還是晚上操多了，
聼了那麽多年就是今天早上唱不上去 ~

6點35分，
謝謝我媽媽她的幽默感 ~

科學我真的翻白眼，
嬲到爆啊 ~

Happy Birthday to my lovely Zoe,
All the best ya' ~ xD

蝸牛 ~

2009-12-01T21:24:00.003+08:00

昨天那通電話裏的蝸牛故事，
嗯，
它的笑點真的是屎北高 ~

今天下午下的那場雨，
它的溫度剛剛好，
整個下午就這樣給了它~

我相信睡覺也是一種天份和家族遺傳 ~

明天是中學生涯裏最後一科科學，
我真的拼了~

Maybe few second to stare on someone,
a minute to crush on someone,
an hour to like someone,
or a day to love someone,
But it takes the rest of the lifetime to forget someone.

Please don't fool the others,
that's really hurt ~

奶茶 ~

2009-11-26T20:06:00.002+08:00

早上睡醒刷牙的時候，
謝謝我老媽買的Colgate牙刷，
刷到我牙齦爆光，
放進去時是白色的黑人牙膏，
出來時就像奶紅色的番茄醬~

Oral B，
牙醫的選擇~

下午的發財漢堡很不錯，
麥當勞叔叔沒讓我失望~

賣蘑菇湯的女孩很偉大，
辛苦你了~

剛剛幫我媽她洗車，
整個過程表弟跟我都濕身沒打碼和只穿四腳褲~
對面家的嬸嬸沒買票,
什麽都沒完了~

考慮回循中念高三，
小明第一個擧手反對~

操他媽的~

Red ~

2009-11-23T20:40:00.013+08:00

Nike Air Force 1
I had found my son thru the internet..
Bapa gonna bring you home ~ :D

My mum going to buy me a Nikon D90 during this coming PC Fair ?
Mungkin, syoknya ~ xD

Happy Birthday to my Second Sister, the Fat Dumbass..
I will always be your lovely little brother ~
お誕生日おめでとうございます !

I was born intelligent, but the Maths ruined it today..
Lmfao ~

Considering withdrawal from nicotine ?
Timing problem ~

Who wanna go Taiwan with me ?
I provide shelter ~ :P

己 ~

2009-11-22T21:11:00.002+08:00

活了17個年頭，
東西也看得很多~

我很了解我自己~

眼睛長得很咪，
樣子長得不好，
嘴巴長得很賤，
我煙吸的很密，
人格有點分裂~

就因爲聼過別人說，
"喜歡你的人是喜歡上你的優點，愛上你的人是包庇了你的缺點"

有時候回想起，
能夠當別人的水泡也是一種認同和資格 ~

I don't touch things belong to other people ~

爛係也 ~

2009-11-19T23:51:00.003+08:00

表面的東西很好看，
爛不懂咩?

你，
總是爛係也咁~

日本孩子很聽話，
媽媽吩咐女孩說，
"有人摸你胸部說不要, 有人摸你下體要喊停 ~"

怪不得日產片的女孩拼了命也一直說，
"不要停 ~"

有時候觀點的東西不一定是原則，
扯爛了肯定不好看~

兩頭不對岸的感覺很不好受，
女孩，
再次的對不起~

利落 ~

2009-11-17T00:58:00.003+08:00

今天小米的頭好標新加離異哦，
謝謝訓導主任這九個月的呵護~

你揮刀技術不如小明他乾淨利落~

小米不斷的增肥是因爲還得進軍安家米，
死雞撐飯蓋~

Jibai Kia ~

2009-11-14T01:47:00.005+08:00

I am not gonna touch my com again,
before I finish my first subject, the Malay ~
read until me so jiak lak ~
really fed up with those perbandingan and the insolent brad Othman Yusof,
the author Ismail Johari was really panai la,
guna apa unsur saspen at the bus la,
nothing gonna happen to Othman wife that black expired pussy la man,
used so much teknik plot for what ?
75 percent of student don't really finish your lan jiao novel also,
later your son got no buttock then you know what's the meaning of Dai Sei ~

This definitely was a Ayat Harapan ~

Susah tau?
nak pemeriksa dengan nonsenseni,
I swear to my god I'll burn my Bukit Kepong ~

种你啊番薯 ~

Puan ~

2009-11-09T20:02:00.002+08:00

Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan,
Please get ready to your SPM,
and send my wish to all candidates ~

Love life.. :D

屎腳 ~

2009-11-02T21:26:00.002+08:00

最近做東西總是多多也，
殺雞還神啊~

事情可以有很多個如果，
但它就只有一個結果~

Say your thank you when someone was dragging you to hell, Shit Leg ~ :D

唐山大兄 ~

2009-10-31T01:46:00.005+08:00

整天宅在家裏無所事事，
新電視劇就好像家好月圓續集，
宮心記之 - Sa姨大戰Red姨 ~

我諗TVB諗到某也好諗，
搵嘅淋記唔點之外，
諗出來d名真係良水到爆~

尤其你睇下個條卡佬公佈名單入邊一房嘅時候，
一聼到超良水 - 展笑容嘅名，
仲睇埋佢嘅笑容，
發覺TVB拍戲真係用心良苦~

最犀利係嘅白痴李怡同糖蓮子，
乃係最佳組合~

而續柴九叫雞d雞樣衰之外，
TVB真係嚴重缺乏有智質嘅淋記啊~

早討~

Notification ~

2009-10-27T21:58:00.006+08:00

哦，
睡醒的時候發現我口腔裏便右手邊的角落頭，
牙肉被舌頭搞大了，
屎北賭爛和逼側~

當小米遇上小肥就注定中指的竪起~

Please look around you,
and try to understand what kind of situation or circumstances you are,
the way you react are really pissing me off ~

Alhamdulillah ~ :x

過期屎 ~

2009-10-25T22:22:00.003+08:00

昨天在我家的廁所拉了一砣屎，
明明水份很充足，
但屎老兄它干到好像紫菜醬，
製造過程可能出現了些障礙，
去他媽的，
現在想起屁眼好有點難過~

我媽她飛，
謝謝您~

Carl ~

2009-10-19T23:24:00.003+08:00

突然而來的假期過的很宅，
可口可樂真的是屎北好喝~

麥當勞叔叔騙了我家的二姐一個杯~

今天的晚餐普通的來有點特別，
我老媽她煮了會比中指的豆角雞蛋,
而那條有番茄汁的魚吃起來味道有點拽，
翹着屁股的姿勢蠻舒服~

感謝我的二姐，
所以我保住了我的屁眼~

印度節快樂~

" Cross your heart ~ " by Ellie.

B. Boy ~

2009-10-17T01:39:00.005+08:00

Allow me to show my true identity, Micah AKA Buttock Boy ~
Creation by Jinx.. my fat fat second sister.

Lmfao ~ :X

食屎 ~

2009-10-15T02:05:00.002+08:00

Feed me, I'm starving ~

Portal ~

2009-10-11T19:35:00.002+08:00

People don't change, people modify :D

Lidays ~

2009-10-10T23:59:00.007+08:00

Schools holiday made my life decadent,
sat at home gossip with my fat ass second sister with those Da Diao.
Lucky I got myself some football kaki,
talking bout the breast slap and slam by the King Kong and the small T-Rex,
and please try to imagine that she got a vacuum inside her stomach, God bless ~

Homunculus kah ?

Just saw someone spam on other people blog like a shit burst ~
and just felt the little girl was WOW,
felt quite pity to her been buli those amusing blog fans ~
but my own opinions was you're good in Google :D

You got no right to spam on people blog if you aren't the creator of the templates,
and you were just a lovely bitchy ass, sorry for that xD

Happy Birthday to my football teammate Hong Zai, all the best to you ~
you may find yourself a Hollywood at Paparich, and King Kong seems like to Ta Fei Kei on those buildings ~

Lovely Sin Hui Ying AKA shy keep on lan C me,
thank you, that will be my pleasure ~

Papalanxi by Jia Jian covered by Lady Gaga.

Fuck' Em ~

2009-10-07T23:41:00.002+08:00

Edit by. Micah :D

Midumn ~

2009-10-05T22:33:00.003+08:00

哦哦，
因爲不愛望鏡頭，
所以她的頭被按著~

不愛吃月餅的小孩不會便秘~

今年的中秋節過得還不錯，
瘋狂的家族還真瘋狂~
哦，
天還真的下蠻大雨的，
月亮都off day啦~

操，
因睡死而錯過了牛肉面~

外國月亮比較園，
笨蛋沒念科學哦？

PMR 的同學，
考試愉快~

Life ~

2009-10-01T02:46:00.006+08:00

不懂爲什麽，
今天天有特別涼嗎？

每天的每一分每一秒，
都有不同的事物或事情發生在自己的身上，
來的出奇不意但卻還蠻突然，
如果真的能把每一件事情處理得很好，
那就不稱作人生吧，
因爲有人說過，
不完美的處理方式或事情的後果，
總能比完美的事情來的更加有印象和味道~

每個人都會有自己的人生，
在不同的人生道路上，
會出現很多很多的人，
肯定會有幾位比較重要的過客吧，
哪一位人士是誰呢，
誰也不曉得~

想抛開身邊所有的一切事物，
脫離這個現實世界，
難過或累的時候，
總是會為自己想個藉口逃離吧，
不論是誰都知道，
休息是爲了讓自己走更遠的路.

進暘說過吧，
自己的人生還是得靠自己走下去，
就算雨下得再大也會有天晴的時候，
為自己的人生迎接彩虹出現那一刻，
就算只折射到六种顔色也好~

你真的真的很溫柔，
不管過去或現在也會為你心軟，
有試過努力的挽回，
那靠時間爭取回來的感覺，
不再一樣，
對不起~

操，
這次還真夠灰~

小點~

2009-09-29T20:12:00.002+08:00

怎麽說呢，
到頭來，
發現自己原來只是利用價值比較高的小不點~

謝謝你的賞識,
真操你媽的秋雞北~

一個 Body Slam,
一個 Filipino,
聽左都閑 ~

Maths ~

2009-09-29T00:52:00.003+08:00

可能隨着時間的流動和人的成長，
對各種事物的看待和觀點也會不一樣~

媽媽，對不起.
我被數學幹掉了啦~

So I just split some L words when I turned over my Maths test paper,
Love Life ~

C. Sucking ~

2009-09-27T18:35:00.003+08:00

I think I am going to draw mosaic on my mathematics paper tomorrow,
I love Mathematics so much, bugimak betul ~

I need Russell and McNuggets to comfort me ~

L.R ~

2009-09-27T02:28:00.001+08:00

" I can help you cross the street ~ "
by lovely little Russell.

Indication ~

2009-09-25T19:17:00.004+08:00

如果有人問我說，
"你能聽見我的心跳嗎？"

我說，
"你娘咧，醫生容易念哦？"

從我媽的娘胎出世差不多18個年頭，
無聊的事情做了過万件，
雖然知道事情過後的發展和嚴重性，
但不知爲什麽還是做了很多沒腦的事~

女孩，
真的很謝謝你曾經留意過，
但也對你深感抱歉，
你會幸福啊，
但另一半肯定不是我~

Brad ~

2009-09-22T23:45:00.003+08:00

What will happen next although you were just a tiny little motley brad ~
no need to be good if you are already good enough,
and I'm not born to be ~

Selamat Hari Raya,
belated ~

Nude Bra ~

2009-09-21T01:25:00.011+08:00

" Can someone buy me a Nude Bra ? "
I shout this after having a lan jiao style BBQ chicken chop and I been to Tesco,
the hypermarket with my lovely fat fat second sister and my cousin Zoe Low just to buy magazine ~

God bless the driver of kelisa 8730,
my sis keep on blastting those F & L word after the kelisa took her parking ~
May you be good ~

According to the news from Japan Times,
the body of Yoshito Usui a cartoonist,
has been found on a mountain straddling Gunma and Nagano,
the creator of Crayon Sinchan,
Usui has been identified by his family and dental record determine Usui passed away ~
Oh my fucking god,
Rest in peace, my lovely Crayon Sinchan ~

嗄娘 ~

2009-09-18T00:08:00.005+08:00

干你娘咧，
雖然我都覺得這世界上的人都很不公平，
每人一天只有24小時，
這個給我媽她還蠻屌的說，
但我都差不多睡了17個小時，
哦，
屎北夠力~

我講么，
你幫我diam爛7地啦~

mampus la attitude macam ni ~

Sa姨 ~

2009-09-17T00:32:00.008+08:00

我家姐講的岩，
邊個男即唔係用條爛來諗也，
邊條卡佬唔希望自己既另一半係靚女啊？

索唔係大塞，
有feel唔係大塞，
愛情唔係大塞架 ~

isah allah,
budakni biadab kao kao,
asyik lan jiao sini ci bai sana,
tak respect pun bahasa ni,
memang satu bugimak insolent bastard ~

C. wing ~

2009-09-15T00:33:00.004+08:00

I thought I am going to faint in the next moment,
although I'm pushing something I knew into my brain,
but it keeps on cross over the formula A to the lan jiao B,
felt so remix and random ~
Science was killing me softly,
But I love it ~

Wing ~

Things that I do not mention did not meant its do not exist,
just try to keep out and you just screwed it ~
It's that your wish ?
it can't be obey anymore ~

大仔 ~

2009-09-13T14:38:00.004+08:00

念了高校很多年，
星期五我終于大個仔了啦~

考完那個馬來史沒可能在學校呆上好幾個小時，
在走廊設路綫，
在那臭到爆炸的垃圾房裏探路，
過後我便背緊書包，
抓緊我可口可樂的水瓶罐，
跳過後面圍牆的小溝渠，
我逃學了啦~

感覺奇怪但很開心，
超山的說~

還剩下不多的高中生涯，
嘗試下不同的東西，
更有另一番的滋味~

乖孩子可是逃了回家睡覺，
精神都在逃的時候耗盡，
睡醒過後頭腦它不知道是不是吃太多葯，
又止痛葯，抗生素，傷風葯，喉嚨葯什麽什麽的，
真的很fusion又cross over，
搞到我整個人都wing wing地，
走起路操搖晃~

剩下兩天，
就要放假了啦~
Hulu Langat的，
考試愉快~

Six Seven ~

2009-09-09T22:58:00.005+08:00

Things cant be done perfectly,
just try to figure it out how to simplify the complicated things,
And I beg you not to bring sensitive issue into me,
I got nothing to do with it,
And I'll fuck you kao kao ~

And yet you really are,
An adorable fucking slut,
Please try not to ruin my life like a lan jiao ~

Lmfao ~

綠克 ~

2009-09-07T20:23:00.003+08:00

感覺就還蠻像綠色浩克，
但不是大只那種，
而是生病病到面青青~

You won't like me when I'm sick ~

中虛 ~

2009-09-06T19:24:00.005+08:00

我說我某一天我可能會虛化，
就不懂爲什麽會那麽的准，
這裡一說，
昨晚的我就好像一顆很夠力大的石膏倒膜，
病到很彩虹，
面上還真的有五顔六色呢~

可以參加獎門人的開口中啊~

對我一位失眠人士來説，
當我累倒跨的時候卻不能入睡，
哦，
還真的很想罵三字經~
如果我淩晨的時候睡不着，
在樓下小沙發開著電視看雪花，
這真的是屎北恐怖啊~

每個一小時都會突然嚇醒，
胸口激烈的疼痛，
房間裏的空氣有很悶熱，
所以我昨晚12個小時裏都有睡上一兩個小時，
也能確定發燒燒到我也有點高高地~

咳嗽藥水打死也不會喝~

星期二還要靠考預考，
哦，
怎樣也要拼了~

晚安~

虛脫 ~

2009-09-04T23:49:00.003+08:00

失眠，
這雖然並不是什麽光榮的事情，
但別人失眠的時候好歹也會瘦下幾磅，
爲什麽我會就突然閒多了幾量斤，
晚上可能都沒什麽事情可做，
喝完了櫥櫃裏的蘑菇湯，
就昨晚就一個人喝了1.5公升的可口可樂，
它還真操他媽的可口~

如果家有一架瘋狂美女震震機，
你說多好啊~

本來是很想約我家的老媽吃早餐，
6點眼睛比星星還要閃和亮，
加上今天外頭的空氣不熱帶點點的冷，
你說我有可能在9點起床嗎？
所以我媽她都沒理我，
跟了對面家的阿姨去逛超市，
丟下兩包面給我自行解決~

4點起床的我好像有點脫水的感覺，
可能某一天我會虛化呢，
呵呵~

晚安~

嬲Q爛滾 ~

2009-09-02T22:52:00.003+08:00

哦，
發覺我現在的中文老師很像猴子，
一位不會教書卻總是要裝有腦的簡單思維動物~
操你媽的臭雞敗，
你不配叫我全名，
你沒資格當中文老師~

最近失眠的很厲害，
也突然覺得自己胖的有點兒厲害，
可能二姐都在晚上時都拼命祈禱我會變肥，
不懂是不是下午睡得太多，
還是晚上吃得太多，
早上6點鐘還眼光光的對著天花板，
隱隱約約的感覺到肚子裏的蘑菇湯滾動着~

學校一日游，
看到我的中文老師，
猴子面的女人，
很蠻欠揍的說~

整個吉隆坡的人都懂那天狗長了翅膀，
下了超大一砣狗屎~

小聰過來，
小肥拜托死淋開~

晚安~

Side Effects ~

2009-09-01T23:14:00.007+08:00

Please don't feel shock of these two PSP maniac,
this is the side effects of playing the Game named Loco Roco,
And all of you may have some mercy for them,
for my beloved Fat Fat Second Sister and my cousin Carley ~

XOXO ~

干娘 ~

2009-09-01T01:04:00.003+08:00

國慶日，
無奈加沒感想，
只能說謝謝你給的假期~

都宅了在家滿多天，
很佩服我從來沒在早上醒來過，
傍晚所謂的早餐，
麥當勞叔叔，
你最近的造型雖然肥了點，
但你還是帥呆了~

玩着表弟的電玩，
但偶爾還是會被我那肥去的二姐搶去，
恭喜你的拇指頭起水泡，
我可是心涼的很，
呵呵~

Loco Roco,
一個時下年輕女孩都玩到會起副作用的遊戲，
還有點精神分裂的感覺，
記請留意明天的文章~

我不愛看報紙，
因爲我愛卡通片~

明天學校一日游，
然後又放假，
還真想操我校長的說，
我身上的霉酸可快要發芽了~

晚安~

問題 ~

2009-08-29T00:46:00.002+08:00

爲什麽，
Coca Cola總愛追著Waffle呢？

大粒 ~

2009-08-25T22:29:00.004+08:00

1題，
就足夠了啦，
這次還真的是衰到夠夠力~

回到家裏，
謝謝我那兩位鐘點傭人，
房間整齊這不用説，
就連我床頭邊那粒軟枕的擺設還有角度的說~

我家的窗簾好像過期了，
所以啊，
太陽今天大粒的來還挺囂張，
准准對着我樓上客廳的窗口，
就好像missy elliot屁股那麽大，
害到我要蹲在樓上右手邊廁所的馬桶上看了整小時的雜誌，
就爲了躲開那粒太陽~

哦，
你睇我唔到，
你曬我唔到~

我屋企西邪?

我家的那粒方塊給我玩到碎了，
想着可能我可以不念設計，
轉行去念撤彈或什麽火藥的~

哦，
我最近面青青，
可能悶到發霉了~

晚安~

火星媽媽 ~

2009-08-24T22:18:00.002+08:00

聼日七點幾有爬起身,
食屎都唔靈啊~

邊個打救我啊?
想飛返火星啊~

假期真即係閑到,
悶到抽筋係真即會見報~

Goyang ~

2009-08-24T00:24:00.000+08:00

兩條sokia,
穿着人字拖在吉隆坡貿易中心甩~

Stylenya ~

橘子橙 ~

2009-08-22T01:36:00.005+08:00

哦，
最近我媽她還蠻常要我吃水果的，
又葡萄，
又蘋果，
又橙什麽的，
身體内的維他命已經多到不行了，
可能大姐的事情，
把我跟二姐也扯上了~

大姐，
快點早日康復啦，
你老弟我可是精神上支持你的~

我愛大便，
因爲我可不是不愛吃蔬菜的便秘小孩~

呵呵，
我可舒暢的多呢~

涼 ~

2009-08-18T22:54:00.002+08:00

最近天氣開始轉涼，
這個季節肥了不知多少磅~

米叉我是受保護的稀有品種人類，
所以請不要隨便給或喂我食物~

肥仔水，
拜托遠離我~

等價交換 ~

2009-08-16T22:42:00.003+08:00

這個周末，
比上個禮拜的好很多~

Ombak time ~

老表的到來，
不錯的說~
雖然每天都通頂，
哈，
但還是無比的快樂~

等價交換~

都買不到我要買的東西，
眼角太高？

屌啦~

最後是我的二姐，
是時候減肥了，
你那快要出生的雙下巴，
要打到隔壁的嬸嬸了~

明天星期一，
上學愉快，
晚安~

Sick Ass ~

2009-08-13T16:20:00.006+08:00

Feel sick with my freaking classmate,
I spread my wings to prank ~

Brian Loh aka Mickey,
the journey to yours house will begin after I finish taking my bath ~

Micah_ Idea's for live.

放屁精 ~

2009-08-12T22:03:00.001+08:00

My chinese teacher fart loudly today,
sucks man ~

Lmao .

熒光刀 ~

2009-08-10T23:09:00.008+08:00

今天，
謝謝訓導主任，
在我頭上開的兩刀~
嗯，
小弟必定畢生難忘~

20°N 80°W ~

Please don't tell me that you did calculate the angle,
longitude,
latitude,
kinetic,
diameter,
blah, blah, blah ...
the thing I care about it was just only the fucking Length ~

操~

這就叫囯中生嘛.

Dry ~

2009-08-09T23:01:00.005+08:00

哦，
每個周末都好像不懂發生什麽事的，
模糊的來加點眼睡，
還真的不知想怎麽樣~

就今天我睡了接近17個小時~

可能我近幾年都很夠力dry，
dry到連我自己都覺得不像樣~

花旗生煮豬腦燉柃檬加可樂，
三碗水，
水煮開的時候加一包eno和兩條mentos，
保你頓時潤到珍珠都沒醬潤~

我真的很dry啊，
some buddy please helps me ~

睇到你，
felt that you were just a lovely slut ~

晚安~

綁架 ~

2009-08-09T00:11:00.003+08:00

昨天，
真的是很夠力賭爛，
我的兒子被別人買走了，
操他媽的~
不懂誰醬有眼光，
哦，
馬來西亞唯一一對叻，
被別人買走了~

寶貝兒子啊，爹地好想你啊~

好心賣nike就進多幾對啦，
Air force沒有，
Low dunk又沒有~

Oh My Fucking God ~

看中的，
顔色不是很對勁，
要不然就沒有我的尺寸~
看不中的，
存貨大爛把~

操~

這次還真的很失望，
哦，
走完每一閒都買不到，
頓時還真的蠻想撞墻~

還真的很謝謝大表姐，
還有，
Happy Birthday To Jasmine，
All the best ~

晚安~

Internal Security ~

2009-08-06T22:35:00.002+08:00

哦，
最近都睡得不是很夠，
有點賭爛得說~

真的很淋七閑~

拜托提高你自己的EQ，
也不能怪你啦，
因爲你的IQ也不夠高~

You really act like a piece's of shit,
I'll point ~

屎北賭爛加壁赤啊，
干你娘的~

晚安~

白 ~

2009-08-04T22:36:00.002+08:00

在canon做了三天的相機佬，
嗯，
說真的，
還真的學了不少東西~

17嵗的生日，
生日簡訊都收到啦，
不需要禮物，
心意，
就已經很足夠了~

不知爲什麽，
收到你的簡訊的當事，
頭腦還頓時空白了，
不要問我有沒有後悔放棄你，
因爲答案肯定是有~

本來是有很多東西想寫的，
但突然blank完，
最後除了感謝還是謝謝~

晚安~