奶茶 ~

早上睡醒刷牙的時候，
謝謝我老媽買的Colgate牙刷，
刷到我牙齦爆光，
放進去時是白色的黑人牙膏，
出來時就像奶紅色的番茄醬~

Oral B，
牙醫的選擇~

下午的發財漢堡很不錯，
麥當勞叔叔沒讓我失望~

賣蘑菇湯的女孩很偉大，
辛苦你了~

剛剛幫我媽她洗車，
整個過程表弟跟我都濕身沒打碼和只穿四腳褲~
對面家的嬸嬸沒買票,
什麽都沒完了~

考慮回循中念高三，
小明第一個擧手反對~

操他媽的~

Red ~

Nike Air Force 1
I had found my son thru the internet..
Bapa gonna bring you home ~ :D

My mum going to buy me a Nikon D90 during this coming PC Fair ?
Mungkin, syoknya ~ xD

Happy Birthday to my Second Sister, the Fat Dumbass..
I will always be your lovely little brother ~
お誕生日おめでとうございます !

I was born intelligent, but the Maths ruined it today..
Lmfao ~

Considering withdrawal from nicotine ?
Timing problem ~

Who wanna go Taiwan with me ?
I provide shelter ~ :P

己 ~

活了17個年頭，
東西也看得很多~

我很了解我自己~

眼睛長得很咪，
樣子長得不好，
嘴巴長得很賤，
我煙吸的很密，
人格有點分裂~

就因爲聼過別人說，
"喜歡你的人是喜歡上你的優點，愛上你的人是包庇了你的缺點"

有時候回想起，
能夠當別人的水泡也是一種認同和資格 ~

I don't touch things belong to other people ~

爛係也 ~

表面的東西很好看，
爛不懂咩?

你，
總是爛係也咁~

日本孩子很聽話，
媽媽吩咐女孩說，
"有人摸你胸部說不要, 有人摸你下體要喊停 ~"

怪不得日產片的女孩拼了命也一直說，
"不要停 ~"

有時候觀點的東西不一定是原則，
扯爛了肯定不好看~

兩頭不對岸的感覺很不好受，
女孩，
再次的對不起~

利落 ~

今天小米的頭好標新加離異哦，
謝謝訓導主任這九個月的呵護~

你揮刀技術不如小明他乾淨利落~

小米不斷的增肥是因爲還得進軍安家米，
死雞撐飯蓋~

Jibai Kia ~

I am not gonna touch my com again,
before I finish my first subject, the Malay ~
read until me so jiak lak ~
really fed up with those perbandingan and the insolent brad Othman Yusof,
the author Ismail Johari was really panai la,
guna apa unsur saspen at the bus la,
nothing gonna happen to Othman wife that black expired pussy la man,
used so much teknik plot for what ?
75 percent of student don't really finish your lan jiao novel also,
later your son got no buttock then you know what's the meaning of Dai Sei ~

This definitely was a Ayat Harapan ~

Susah tau?
nak pemeriksa dengan nonsenseni,
I swear to my god I'll burn my Bukit Kepong ~

种你啊番薯 ~

Puan ~

Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan,
Please get ready to your SPM,
and send my wish to all candidates ~

Love life.. :D

屎腳 ~

最近做東西總是多多也，
殺雞還神啊~

事情可以有很多個如果，
但它就只有一個結果~

Say your thank you when someone was dragging you to hell, Shit Leg ~ :D