Tuesday, September 29, 2009

小點~

怎麽說呢,
到頭來,
發現自己原來只是利用價值比較高的小不點~

謝謝你的賞識,
真操你媽的秋雞北~

一個 Body Slam,
一個 Filipino,
聽左都閑 ~

Maths ~

可能隨着時間的流動和人的成長,
對各種事物的看待和觀點也會不一樣~

媽媽,對不起.
我被數學幹掉了啦~

So I just split some L words when I turned over my Maths test paper,
Love Life ~

Sunday, September 27, 2009

C. Sucking ~

I think I am going to draw mosaic on my mathematics paper tomorrow,
I love Mathematics so much, bugimak betul ~

I need Russell and McNuggets to comfort me ~

L.R ~

" I can help you cross the street ~ "
by lovely little Russell.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Indication ~

如果有人問我說,
"你能聽見我的心跳嗎?"

我說,
"你娘咧,醫生容易念哦?"

從我媽的娘胎出世差不多18個年頭,
無聊的事情做了過万件,
雖然知道事情過後的發展和嚴重性,
但不知爲什麽還是做了很多沒腦的事~

女孩,
真的很謝謝你曾經留意過,
但也對你深感抱歉,
你會幸福啊,
但另一半肯定不是我~

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Brad ~

What will happen next although you were just a tiny little motley brad ~
no need to be good if you are already good enough,
and I'm not born to be ~

Selamat Hari Raya,
belated ~

Monday, September 21, 2009

Nude Bra ~

" Can someone buy me a Nude Bra ? "
I shout this after having a lan jiao style BBQ chicken chop and I been to Tesco,
the hypermarket with my lovely fat fat second sister and my cousin Zoe Low just to buy magazine ~

God bless the driver of kelisa 8730,
my sis keep on blastting those F & L word after the kelisa took her parking ~
May you be good ~

According to the news from Japan Times,
the body of Yoshito Usui a cartoonist,
has been found on a mountain straddling Gunma and Nagano,
the creator of Crayon Sinchan,
Usui has been identified by his family and dental record determine Usui passed away ~
Oh my fucking god,
Rest in peace, my lovely Crayon Sinchan ~

Friday, September 18, 2009

嗄娘 ~

干你娘咧,
雖然我都覺得這世界上的人都很不公平,
每人一天只有24小時,
這個給我媽她還蠻屌的說,
但我都差不多睡了17個小時,
哦,
屎北夠力~

我講么,
你幫我diam爛7地啦~

mampus la attitude macam ni ~

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Sa姨 ~

我家姐講的岩,
邊個男即唔係用條爛來諗也,
邊條卡佬唔希望自己既另一半係靚女啊?

索唔係大塞,
有feel唔係大塞,
愛情唔係大塞架 ~

isah allah,
budakni biadab kao kao,
asyik lan jiao sini ci bai sana,
tak respect pun bahasa ni,
memang satu bugimak insolent bastard ~

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

C. wing ~

I thought I am going to faint in the next moment,
although I'm pushing something I knew into my brain,
but it keeps on cross over the formula A to the lan jiao B,
felt so remix and random ~
Science was killing me softly,
But I love it ~

Wing ~

Things that I do not mention did not meant its do not exist,
just try to keep out and you just screwed it ~
It's that your wish ?
it can't be obey anymore ~

Sunday, September 13, 2009

大仔 ~

念了高校很多年,
星期五我終于大個仔了啦~

考完那個馬來史沒可能在學校呆上好幾個小時,
在走廊設路綫,
在那臭到爆炸的垃圾房裏探路,
過後我便背緊書包,
抓緊我可口可樂的水瓶罐,
跳過後面圍牆的小溝渠,
我逃學了啦~

感覺奇怪但很開心,
超山的說~

還剩下不多的高中生涯,
嘗試下不同的東西,
更有另一番的滋味~

乖孩子可是逃了回家睡覺,
精神都在逃的時候耗盡,
睡醒過後頭腦它不知道是不是吃太多葯,
又止痛葯,抗生素,傷風葯,喉嚨葯什麽什麽的,
真的很fusion又cross over,
搞到我整個人都wing wing地,
走起路操搖晃~

剩下兩天,
就要放假了啦~
Hulu Langat的,
考試愉快~

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Six Seven ~

Things cant be done perfectly,
just try to figure it out how to simplify the complicated things,
And I beg you not to bring sensitive issue into me,
I got nothing to do with it,
And I'll fuck you kao kao ~

And yet you really are,
An adorable fucking slut,
Please try not to ruin my life like a lan jiao ~

Lmfao ~

Monday, September 7, 2009

綠克 ~

感覺就還蠻像綠色浩克,
但不是大只那種,
而是生病病到面青青~

You won't like me when I'm sick ~

Sunday, September 6, 2009

中虛 ~

我說我某一天我可能會虛化,
就不懂爲什麽會那麽的准,
這裡一說,
昨晚的我就好像一顆很夠力大的石膏倒膜,
病到很彩虹,
面上還真的有五顔六色呢~

可以參加獎門人的開口中啊~

對我一位失眠人士來説,
當我累倒跨的時候卻不能入睡,
哦,
還真的很想罵三字經~
如果我淩晨的時候睡不着,
在樓下小沙發開著電視看雪花,
這真的是屎北恐怖啊~

每個一小時都會突然嚇醒,
胸口激烈的疼痛,
房間裏的空氣有很悶熱,
所以我昨晚12個小時裏都有睡上一兩個小時,
也能確定發燒燒到我也有點高高地~

咳嗽藥水打死也不會喝~

星期二還要靠考預考,
哦,
怎樣也要拼了~

晚安~

Friday, September 4, 2009

虛脫 ~

失眠,
這雖然並不是什麽光榮的事情,
但別人失眠的時候好歹也會瘦下幾磅,
爲什麽我會就突然閒多了幾量斤,
晚上可能都沒什麽事情可做,
喝完了櫥櫃裏的蘑菇湯,
就昨晚就一個人喝了1.5公升的可口可樂,
它還真操他媽的可口~

如果家有一架瘋狂美女震震機,
你說多好啊~

本來是很想約我家的老媽吃早餐,
6點眼睛比星星還要閃和亮,
加上今天外頭的空氣不熱帶點點的冷,
你說我有可能在9點起床嗎?
所以我媽她都沒理我,
跟了對面家的阿姨去逛超市,
丟下兩包面給我自行解決~

4點起床的我好像有點脫水的感覺,
可能某一天我會虛化呢,
呵呵~

晚安~

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

嬲Q爛滾 ~

哦,
發覺我現在的中文老師很像猴子,
一位不會教書卻總是要裝有腦的簡單思維動物~
操你媽的臭雞敗,
你不配叫我全名,
你沒資格當中文老師~

最近失眠的很厲害,
也突然覺得自己胖的有點兒厲害,
可能二姐都在晚上時都拼命祈禱我會變肥,
不懂是不是下午睡得太多,
還是晚上吃得太多,
早上6點鐘還眼光光的對著天花板,
隱隱約約的感覺到肚子裏的蘑菇湯滾動着~

學校一日游,
看到我的中文老師,
猴子面的女人,
很蠻欠揍的說~

整個吉隆坡的人都懂那天狗長了翅膀,
下了超大一砣狗屎~

小聰過來,
小肥拜托死淋開~

晚安~

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Side Effects ~



Please don't feel shock of these two PSP maniac,
this is the side effects of playing the Game named Loco Roco,
And all of you may have some mercy for them,
for my beloved Fat Fat Second Sister and my cousin Carley ~

XOXO ~

干娘 ~

國慶日,
無奈加沒感想,
只能說謝謝你給的假期~

都宅了在家滿多天,
很佩服我從來沒在早上醒來過,
傍晚所謂的早餐,
麥當勞叔叔,
你最近的造型雖然肥了點,
但你還是帥呆了~

玩着表弟的電玩,
但偶爾還是會被我那肥去的二姐搶去,
恭喜你的拇指頭起水泡,
我可是心涼的很,
呵呵~

Loco Roco,
一個時下年輕女孩都玩到會起副作用的遊戲,
還有點精神分裂的感覺,
記請留意明天的文章~

我不愛看報紙,
因爲我愛卡通片~

明天學校一日游,
然後又放假,
還真想操我校長的說,
我身上的霉酸可快要發芽了~

晚安~