怎麽說呢,
到頭來,
發現自己原來只是利用價值比較高的小不點~
謝謝你的賞識,
真操你媽的秋雞北~
一個 Body Slam,
一個 Filipino,
聽左都閑 ~
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Maths ~
可能隨着時間的流動和人的成長,
對各種事物的看待和觀點也會不一樣~
媽媽,對不起.
我被數學幹掉了啦~
So I just split some L words when I turned over my Maths test paper,
Love Life ~
對各種事物的看待和觀點也會不一樣~
媽媽,對不起.
我被數學幹掉了啦~
So I just split some L words when I turned over my Maths test paper,
Love Life ~
Sunday, September 27, 2009
C. Sucking ~
I think I am going to draw mosaic on my mathematics paper tomorrow,
I love Mathematics so much, bugimak betul ~
I need Russell and McNuggets to comfort me ~
I love Mathematics so much, bugimak betul ~
I need Russell and McNuggets to comfort me ~
Friday, September 25, 2009
Indication ~
如果有人問我說,
"你能聽見我的心跳嗎?"
我說,
"你娘咧,醫生容易念哦?"
從我媽的娘胎出世差不多18個年頭,
無聊的事情做了過万件,
雖然知道事情過後的發展和嚴重性,
但不知爲什麽還是做了很多沒腦的事~
女孩,
真的很謝謝你曾經留意過,
但也對你深感抱歉,
你會幸福啊,
但另一半肯定不是我~
"你能聽見我的心跳嗎?"
我說,
"你娘咧,醫生容易念哦?"
從我媽的娘胎出世差不多18個年頭,
無聊的事情做了過万件,
雖然知道事情過後的發展和嚴重性,
但不知爲什麽還是做了很多沒腦的事~
女孩,
真的很謝謝你曾經留意過,
但也對你深感抱歉,
你會幸福啊,
但另一半肯定不是我~
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Brad ~
What will happen next although you were just a tiny little motley brad ~
no need to be good if you are already good enough,
and I'm not born to be ~
Selamat Hari Raya,
belated ~
no need to be good if you are already good enough,
and I'm not born to be ~
Selamat Hari Raya,
belated ~
Monday, September 21, 2009
Nude Bra ~
" Can someone buy me a Nude Bra ? "
I shout this after having a lan jiao style BBQ chicken chop and I been to Tesco,
the hypermarket with my lovely fat fat second sister and my cousin Zoe Low just to buy magazine ~
God bless the driver of kelisa 8730,
my sis keep on blastting those F & L word after the kelisa took her parking ~
May you be good ~
According to the news from Japan Times,
the body of Yoshito Usui a cartoonist,
has been found on a mountain straddling Gunma and Nagano,
the creator of Crayon Sinchan,
Usui has been identified by his family and dental record determine Usui passed away ~
Oh my fucking god,
Rest in peace, my lovely Crayon Sinchan ~
I shout this after having a lan jiao style BBQ chicken chop and I been to Tesco,
the hypermarket with my lovely fat fat second sister and my cousin Zoe Low just to buy magazine ~
God bless the driver of kelisa 8730,
my sis keep on blastting those F & L word after the kelisa took her parking ~
May you be good ~
According to the news from Japan Times,
the body of Yoshito Usui a cartoonist,
has been found on a mountain straddling Gunma and Nagano,
the creator of Crayon Sinchan,
Usui has been identified by his family and dental record determine Usui passed away ~
Oh my fucking god,
Rest in peace, my lovely Crayon Sinchan ~
Friday, September 18, 2009
嗄娘 ~
干你娘咧,
雖然我都覺得這世界上的人都很不公平,
每人一天只有24小時,
這個給我媽她還蠻屌的說,
但我都差不多睡了17個小時,
哦,
屎北夠力~
我講么,
你幫我diam爛7地啦~
mampus la attitude macam ni ~
雖然我都覺得這世界上的人都很不公平,
每人一天只有24小時,
這個給我媽她還蠻屌的說,
但我都差不多睡了17個小時,
哦,
屎北夠力~
我講么,
你幫我diam爛7地啦~
mampus la attitude macam ni ~
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Sa姨 ~
我家姐講的岩,
邊個男即唔係用條爛來諗也,
邊條卡佬唔希望自己既另一半係靚女啊?
索唔係大塞,
有feel唔係大塞,
愛情唔係大塞架 ~
isah allah,
budakni biadab kao kao,
asyik lan jiao sini ci bai sana,
tak respect pun bahasa ni,
memang satu bugimak insolent bastard ~
邊個男即唔係用條爛來諗也,
邊條卡佬唔希望自己既另一半係靚女啊?
索唔係大塞,
有feel唔係大塞,
愛情唔係大塞架 ~
isah allah,
budakni biadab kao kao,
asyik lan jiao sini ci bai sana,
tak respect pun bahasa ni,
memang satu bugimak insolent bastard ~
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
C. wing ~
I thought I am going to faint in the next moment,
although I'm pushing something I knew into my brain,
but it keeps on cross over the formula A to the lan jiao B,
felt so remix and random ~
Science was killing me softly,
But I love it ~
Wing ~
Things that I do not mention did not meant its do not exist,
just try to keep out and you just screwed it ~
It's that your wish ?
it can't be obey anymore ~
although I'm pushing something I knew into my brain,
but it keeps on cross over the formula A to the lan jiao B,
felt so remix and random ~
Science was killing me softly,
But I love it ~
Wing ~
Things that I do not mention did not meant its do not exist,
just try to keep out and you just screwed it ~
It's that your wish ?
it can't be obey anymore ~
Sunday, September 13, 2009
大仔 ~
念了高校很多年,
星期五我終于大個仔了啦~
考完那個馬來史沒可能在學校呆上好幾個小時,
在走廊設路綫,
在那臭到爆炸的垃圾房裏探路,
過後我便背緊書包,
抓緊我可口可樂的水瓶罐,
跳過後面圍牆的小溝渠,
我逃學了啦~
感覺奇怪但很開心,
超山的說~
還剩下不多的高中生涯,
嘗試下不同的東西,
更有另一番的滋味~
乖孩子可是逃了回家睡覺,
精神都在逃的時候耗盡,
睡醒過後頭腦它不知道是不是吃太多葯,
又止痛葯,抗生素,傷風葯,喉嚨葯什麽什麽的,
真的很fusion又cross over,
搞到我整個人都wing wing地,
走起路操搖晃~
剩下兩天,
就要放假了啦~
Hulu Langat的,
考試愉快~
星期五我終于大個仔了啦~
考完那個馬來史沒可能在學校呆上好幾個小時,
在走廊設路綫,
在那臭到爆炸的垃圾房裏探路,
過後我便背緊書包,
抓緊我可口可樂的水瓶罐,
跳過後面圍牆的小溝渠,
我逃學了啦~
感覺奇怪但很開心,
超山的說~
還剩下不多的高中生涯,
嘗試下不同的東西,
更有另一番的滋味~
乖孩子可是逃了回家睡覺,
精神都在逃的時候耗盡,
睡醒過後頭腦它不知道是不是吃太多葯,
又止痛葯,抗生素,傷風葯,喉嚨葯什麽什麽的,
真的很fusion又cross over,
搞到我整個人都wing wing地,
走起路操搖晃~
剩下兩天,
就要放假了啦~
Hulu Langat的,
考試愉快~
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Six Seven ~
Things cant be done perfectly,
just try to figure it out how to simplify the complicated things,
And I beg you not to bring sensitive issue into me,
I got nothing to do with it,
And I'll fuck you kao kao ~
And yet you really are,
An adorable fucking slut,
Please try not to ruin my life like a lan jiao ~
Lmfao ~
just try to figure it out how to simplify the complicated things,
And I beg you not to bring sensitive issue into me,
I got nothing to do with it,
And I'll fuck you kao kao ~
And yet you really are,
An adorable fucking slut,
Please try not to ruin my life like a lan jiao ~
Lmfao ~
Monday, September 7, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
中虛 ~
我說我某一天我可能會虛化,
就不懂爲什麽會那麽的准,
這裡一說,
昨晚的我就好像一顆很夠力大的石膏倒膜,
病到很彩虹,
面上還真的有五顔六色呢~
可以參加獎門人的開口中啊~
對我一位失眠人士來説,
當我累倒跨的時候卻不能入睡,
哦,
還真的很想罵三字經~
如果我淩晨的時候睡不着,
在樓下小沙發開著電視看雪花,
這真的是屎北恐怖啊~
每個一小時都會突然嚇醒,
胸口激烈的疼痛,
房間裏的空氣有很悶熱,
所以我昨晚12個小時裏都有睡上一兩個小時,
也能確定發燒燒到我也有點高高地~
咳嗽藥水打死也不會喝~
星期二還要靠考預考,
哦,
怎樣也要拼了~
晚安~
就不懂爲什麽會那麽的准,
這裡一說,
昨晚的我就好像一顆很夠力大的石膏倒膜,
病到很彩虹,
面上還真的有五顔六色呢~
可以參加獎門人的開口中啊~
對我一位失眠人士來説,
當我累倒跨的時候卻不能入睡,
哦,
還真的很想罵三字經~
如果我淩晨的時候睡不着,
在樓下小沙發開著電視看雪花,
這真的是屎北恐怖啊~
每個一小時都會突然嚇醒,
胸口激烈的疼痛,
房間裏的空氣有很悶熱,
所以我昨晚12個小時裏都有睡上一兩個小時,
也能確定發燒燒到我也有點高高地~
咳嗽藥水打死也不會喝~
星期二還要靠考預考,
哦,
怎樣也要拼了~
晚安~
Friday, September 4, 2009
虛脫 ~
失眠,
這雖然並不是什麽光榮的事情,
但別人失眠的時候好歹也會瘦下幾磅,
爲什麽我會就突然閒多了幾量斤,
晚上可能都沒什麽事情可做,
喝完了櫥櫃裏的蘑菇湯,
就昨晚就一個人喝了1.5公升的可口可樂,
它還真操他媽的可口~
如果家有一架瘋狂美女震震機,
你說多好啊~
本來是很想約我家的老媽吃早餐,
6點眼睛比星星還要閃和亮,
加上今天外頭的空氣不熱帶點點的冷,
你說我有可能在9點起床嗎?
所以我媽她都沒理我,
跟了對面家的阿姨去逛超市,
丟下兩包面給我自行解決~
4點起床的我好像有點脫水的感覺,
可能某一天我會虛化呢,
呵呵~
晚安~
這雖然並不是什麽光榮的事情,
但別人失眠的時候好歹也會瘦下幾磅,
爲什麽我會就突然閒多了幾量斤,
晚上可能都沒什麽事情可做,
喝完了櫥櫃裏的蘑菇湯,
就昨晚就一個人喝了1.5公升的可口可樂,
它還真操他媽的可口~
如果家有一架瘋狂美女震震機,
你說多好啊~
本來是很想約我家的老媽吃早餐,
6點眼睛比星星還要閃和亮,
加上今天外頭的空氣不熱帶點點的冷,
你說我有可能在9點起床嗎?
所以我媽她都沒理我,
跟了對面家的阿姨去逛超市,
丟下兩包面給我自行解決~
4點起床的我好像有點脫水的感覺,
可能某一天我會虛化呢,
呵呵~
晚安~
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
嬲Q爛滾 ~
哦,
發覺我現在的中文老師很像猴子,
一位不會教書卻總是要裝有腦的簡單思維動物~
操你媽的臭雞敗,
你不配叫我全名,
你沒資格當中文老師~
最近失眠的很厲害,
也突然覺得自己胖的有點兒厲害,
可能二姐都在晚上時都拼命祈禱我會變肥,
不懂是不是下午睡得太多,
還是晚上吃得太多,
早上6點鐘還眼光光的對著天花板,
隱隱約約的感覺到肚子裏的蘑菇湯滾動着~
學校一日游,
看到我的中文老師,
猴子面的女人,
很蠻欠揍的說~
整個吉隆坡的人都懂那天狗長了翅膀,
下了超大一砣狗屎~
小聰過來,
小肥拜托死淋開~
晚安~
發覺我現在的中文老師很像猴子,
一位不會教書卻總是要裝有腦的簡單思維動物~
操你媽的臭雞敗,
你不配叫我全名,
你沒資格當中文老師~
最近失眠的很厲害,
也突然覺得自己胖的有點兒厲害,
可能二姐都在晚上時都拼命祈禱我會變肥,
不懂是不是下午睡得太多,
還是晚上吃得太多,
早上6點鐘還眼光光的對著天花板,
隱隱約約的感覺到肚子裏的蘑菇湯滾動着~
學校一日游,
看到我的中文老師,
猴子面的女人,
很蠻欠揍的說~
整個吉隆坡的人都懂那天狗長了翅膀,
下了超大一砣狗屎~
小聰過來,
小肥拜托死淋開~
晚安~
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Side Effects ~
干娘 ~
國慶日,
無奈加沒感想,
只能說謝謝你給的假期~
都宅了在家滿多天,
很佩服我從來沒在早上醒來過,
傍晚所謂的早餐,
麥當勞叔叔,
你最近的造型雖然肥了點,
但你還是帥呆了~
玩着表弟的電玩,
但偶爾還是會被我那肥去的二姐搶去,
恭喜你的拇指頭起水泡,
我可是心涼的很,
呵呵~
Loco Roco,
一個時下年輕女孩都玩到會起副作用的遊戲,
還有點精神分裂的感覺,
記請留意明天的文章~
我不愛看報紙,
因爲我愛卡通片~
明天學校一日游,
然後又放假,
還真想操我校長的說,
我身上的霉酸可快要發芽了~
晚安~
無奈加沒感想,
只能說謝謝你給的假期~
都宅了在家滿多天,
很佩服我從來沒在早上醒來過,
傍晚所謂的早餐,
麥當勞叔叔,
你最近的造型雖然肥了點,
但你還是帥呆了~
玩着表弟的電玩,
但偶爾還是會被我那肥去的二姐搶去,
恭喜你的拇指頭起水泡,
我可是心涼的很,
呵呵~
Loco Roco,
一個時下年輕女孩都玩到會起副作用的遊戲,
還有點精神分裂的感覺,
記請留意明天的文章~
我不愛看報紙,
因爲我愛卡通片~
明天學校一日游,
然後又放假,
還真想操我校長的說,
我身上的霉酸可快要發芽了~
晚安~
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